I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got.

I feel like I should follow that quote w/ a profound or meaningful post, somthing about life, something deep and moving...but I won't.

I love when people start writing in the wrong IM box...usually it illicits this response: "oops". It's so universal. You know what it means when someone types that..."oh, they wrote in the wrong box." Usually it's nothing too funny, but just now I sent my friend a message and she wrote: "I never said I was sexually interested in you. You asked me sexual questions and I answered them." Oh man, oh man...definitely wrong box. So that made me laugh. Or "LOL" as some would say.

Yeah, I can't help myself. I act like I'm above those PH protestors or the internet obsessors, but the fact is, I am one of them. So I'll just write what I'm going to write and be done w/ it. So Britney Spears. Her mommy dearest Lynne had this to say as to the barefoot debacle: "As for her walking barefoot, The Doctor's orders are for her to wear Uggs or tennis shoes and it's just too hot for that." It all makes sense now...that's why she wears the Uggs...it's not a fashion statement, it's purely for medical reasons. You can read what else Lynne had to say at Lynne's corner on Britney's offical website.

Ashley just let me know that she got us tickets to Craig Kilborn for next Monday....and here's the f*cking awesome line up.
Zach Braff
Flava Flav
Cary Brothers
Yes, this is the same line up I told you to watch on Monday...I obviously had the wrong date. Which is good, b/c I forgot to watch. I'm such a bad stalker. But here's how I figure things will go down:
I will be sitting in the front row, b/c that's where they put the pretty people (sometimes I like to flatter myself). Zach will be talking to Craiggers (or Kilby, whatever you like to call him) about "Garden State" when our eyes will meet and he'll say, "Excuse me, I can't help myself" before climbing into the audience where he'll start making out passionately with me. In front of everyone. Yeah, it will be great.
Now I just have to hope my bossess will let me leave early. To lie or tell the truth, that is the question.
R.